Things men should stop asking ladies

A week ago, one of my girlfriends invited me over for dinner. As usual, I always look forward to some powwow especially on love melodrama. After dinner, she went on a rant of how she is tired of ‘men’s silly questions’ that add no value to the relationship. (I was 100 per cent in agreement). Her worst being the “why do you wear a weave?” I still don’t understand why men insist on asking that question. Today, I want to tell all menfolk that some of your burning questions should be tucked somewhere in a box and shipped to planet Mars! Here are the never ever queries!
Can you cook chapati and ugali?
The last time I checked, chapati and ugali are not the only human food, right? So why judge a woman just because she scores a D? When I saw men post this question on Twitter, I went cuckoo! Seriously guys, if I can steam vegetables, can’t you be man enough to ‘struggle with the ugali’? What happened to men helping out in the kitchen? Instead, you should be asking, “what dishes can you cook?” Which sounds much better! Why do you wear make-up? I know most women shudder at the thought of their boyfriends’ seeing them without make-up. Okay. I admit there are women who cross the line.  Make-up is supposed to enhance a woman’s beauty and not make her look like a can of powder fell on her face. All in all, that is no ticket to criticise us. If you don’t like a woman who wears make up then don’t approach her! Go find a more natural one. Simple!