Hey, what's that video your wife keeps checking on her iPhone, cupping her hands around the screen to view it like it's a secret? Why, it's the just-released Fifty Shades of Grey trailer—2 minutes of vaguely steamy melodrama to tide her over until Valentine's Day 2015, when the film actually comes out.
Based on the mega-seller by E. L. James, Fifty Shades is the story of a love affair between a college student (Dakota Johnson) and the corporate hotshot with a BDSM fetish (Jamie Dornan) she interviews for the student newspaper. Women everywhere helped the book and its two sequels set the record for the fastest-selling paperbacks of all time, and it's only a matter of months until females flock in droves to see the flick, again and again.
In the trailer, Johnson describes the Ken Doll-esque Dornan as "really intimidating"—and Dornan's character, Christian Grey, would certainly appear that way, having stolen your woman's affections. But in reality, you should thank him: The Fifty Shades books got your girl all riled up, the trailer has rekindled those flames, and now you'll be the one to benefit. (What, is she going to get frisky with a fictional character?)
Don't boycott Fifty Shades; embrace it. If your partner loves reading about being spanked and dominated, she may be willing to give it a try in the bedroom. That's where you come in: Watch the trailer with her, ask her to confess her own freaky fantasies, and offer to help make them come true. Use these 50 smoking-hot sex tips to give her what she wants—and you'll quickly push Mr. Grey out of the picture.
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